Willy_Bananas Seeks an Age Gap Relationship

Gender:
Man 
Age:
67
Location:
Woodbury, Connecticut, United States
Appearance
Ethnicity:
Caucasian (White) 
Lifestyle
Social Setting:
The life of the party, Comic relief 
Home and family
Marital status:
Single / never married 
Have kids:
No 
Want (more) kids:
Not sure 
Seeking
Gender:
Women 
Minimum Age:
18
Maximum Age:
35
For:
Activity partner, Long term relationship 
More about me
In my own words:

I am a slick, in superb shape, smart, suave, sophisticated, sexually supercharged , super genius, Suburban driving, sexagenarian sportsman , neither superficial nor supercilious who appreciates the beauty, poise, pluckiness and enthusiasm of glamourous, gorgeous and graceful Goddesses aka BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN .

The important thing is how well I treat you and it is important that you be treated exceptionally well and made as happy as possible.

Hi there. I am just a regular guy who is looking for a WONDERFUL LADY. Possibly a trophy wife. All I have to do is convince her and that is not a joke! She will be treated as a Goddess, because she is one.If she is the awesome, I want to keep her!!! Yes, if I make a commitment I stay committed!

Let me be explicit. At a minimum, she will be treated as a most beautiful classy princess ( Goddess is higher up the ladder) AND ravished like a beautiful maiden that fell into the clutches of a wild man/barbarian, me!

I enjoy physical activity and using my brain from time to time.I was a professor, started teaching university courses at 24. I never fooled around with any of my students. In my honest opinion, used car dealers and salesmen are more trustworthy than many if not most academicians. The PhD after my name means more than "Pretty Horny Dude", which I definitely am!!!

I hold myself to high standards.I like all kinds of athletic activities, want to try bobsledding and the skeleton at Lake Placid come this winter either before or after going to Hawaii. Cross country skiing on the beaches is awesome!

I like dogs, cats,goldfish, BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN, GM products, Mack trucks and kids, not necessarily in that order.I do not do drugs, neither prescription or recreational. No erectile dysfunction here !!! and that is no LOL!!!! It could be the super deluxe cheeseburgers and weight training.Did I mention that I like BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!!!!!

I am 65 years old and 9 months, give or take a few days.I AM NOT GOING TO RETIRE, PERIOD! Thinking that I'm like most "old men" would be a mistake, as I am hornier than a teenager, more ambitious than a 25 year old and into creative and imaginative sex. I like new stuff as long as new is better.

I really don't give a rat's ass what people think of me, I have to be happy and honest with myself. I have rules and have learned if I deviate from them, trouble results.
One more thing. I have been working on a few huge projects that are taking longer than anticipated and have to finish them first before I can take you on a real first date, which is the reason I am here. I made more progress in the last week than in the previous 11 months, it's a great feeling. Yes, I am planning to relocate: Texas, Arizona or most preferably the Big Island aka Hawaii Island.

The LOVE MACHINE (coal fired steam powered) is BACK !!! This thing might be good for a few laughs if for anything. I am into serious fun not idle chit chat ! LOL!!! Let's see what happens.

Look! I can write a dissertation on how wonderful I am. However, the important thing is how well I treat you and it is important that you be treated exceptionally well and made as happy as possible. I am just a regular guy who is looking for a WONDERFUL LADY. Possibly a trophy wife. All I have to do is convince you and that is not a joke! You will be treated as a Goddess, because you are one.If you are awesome, I want to keep you!!! Yes, if I make a commitment I stay committed! Thus, you will be treated as a goddess and ravished as a beautiful princess kidnapped by a perpetually horny wild man/barbarian!!!

I like dogs, cats,goldfish, BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN, GM products, Mack trucks and kids, not necessarily in that order.I do not do drugs, neither prescription or recreational. No erectile dysfunction here !!! It could be the super deluxe cheeseburgers and weight training.Did I mention that I like BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!!!!!
Height 6'2", Weight 220-225 lbs, Waist 34" No Dunlap's Disease!!! Using my Yankee ingenuity, Prussian persistence and Teutonic thoroughness and you will be swept off your feet.

I am 65 years old and 9 months, give or take a few days.I AM NOT GOING TO RETIRE, PERIOD! Thinking that I'm like most "old men" would be a mistake, as I am hornier than a teenager, more ambitious than a 25 year old and into creative and imaginative sex. I like new stuff as long as new is better.

The LOVE MACHINE (coal fired steam powered) is BACK !!! This thing might be good for a few laughs if for anything. I am into serious fun as in person not idle chit chat ! Let's see what happens.

Look! I can write a dissertation on how wonderful I am. However, the important thing is how well I treat you and it is important that you be treated exceptionally well and made as happy as possible. I am just a regular guy who is looking for a WONDERFUL LADY. Possibly a trophy wife. All I have to do is convince you and that is not a joke! You will be treated as a Goddess, because you are one.If you are awesome, I want to keep you!!! Yes, if I make a commitment I stay committed! Thus, you will be treated as a goddess and ravished as a beautiful princess kidnapped by a perpetually horny wild man/barbarian!!!

I like dogs, cats,goldfish, BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN, GM products, Mack trucks and kids, not necessarily in that order.I do not do drugs, neither prescription or recreational. No erectile dysfunction here !!! It could be the super deluxe cheeseburgers and weight training.Did I mention that I like BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!!!!!
Height 6'2", Weight 220-225 lbs, Waist 34" No Dunlap's Disease!!! Using my Yankee ingenuity, Prussian persistence and Teutonic thoroughness and you will be swept off your feet.

I am 65 years old and 10 months, give or take a few days.I AM NOT GOING TO RETIRE, PERIOD! Thinking that I'm like most "old men" would be a mistake, as I am hornier than a teenager, more ambitious than a 25 year old and into creative and imaginative sex. I like new stuff as long as new is better.

The LOVE MACHINE (coal fired steam powered) is BACK !!! This thing might be good for a few laughs if for anything. I am into serious fun as in person not idle chit chat ! Let's see what happens.

Look! I can write a dissertation on how wonderful I am. However, the important thing is how well I treat you and it is important that you are treated exceptionally well and made as happy as possible. You will be treated as a Goddess, because you are one.If you are awesome, I want to keep you!!! Yes, if I make a commitment I stay committed!
I AM A SUCKER FOR BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN !

Height 6'2", Weight 220-225 lbs, Waist 34" No Dunlap's Disease!!! Using my Yankee ingenuity, Prussian persistence and Teutonic thoroughness and you will be swept off your feet.

DID I MENTION: I AM A SUCKER FOR BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!

I am 65 years old and 10 months, give or take a few days.I AM NOT GOING TO RETIRE, PERIOD! Thinking that I'm like most "old men" would be a mistake, as I am hornier than a teenager, more ambitious than a 25 year old and into creative and imaginative sex. I like new stuff as long as new is better.
LET ME REITERATE : I AM A SUCKER FOR BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!

The LOVE MACHINE (coal fired steam powered) is BACK !!! This thing might be good for a few laughs if for anything. I am into serious fun as in person not idle chit chat ! Let's see what happens.

I DON'T DO CHEAP!! IT"S FIRST CLASS ONLY!!

Look! I can write a dissertation on how wonderful I am. However, the important thing is how well I treat you and it is important that you are treated exceptionally well and made as happy as possible. You will be treated as a Goddess, because you are one.If you are awesome, I want to keep you!!! Yes, if I make a commitment I stay committed!
I AM A SUCKER FOR BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN !

Height 6'2", Weight 220-225 lbs, Waist 34" No Dunlap's Disease!!! Using my Yankee ingenuity, Prussian persistence and Teutonic thoroughness and you will be swept off your feet.

DID I MENTION: I AM A SUCKER FOR BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!

I am 65 years old and 11 months, give or take a few days.I AM NOT GOING TO RETIRE, PERIOD! Thinking that I'm like most "old men" would be a mistake, as I am hornier than a teenager, more ambitious than a 25 year old and into creative and imaginative sex. I like new stuff as long as new is better.
LET ME REITERATE : I AM A SUCKER FOR BEAUTIFUL BRAINY ATHLETIC WOMEN!

The LOVE MACHINE (coal fired steam powered) is BACK !!! This thing might be good for a few laughs if for anything. I am into serious fun as in person not idle chit chat ! Let's see what happens.

I DON'T DO CHEAP!! IT"S FIRST CLASS ONLY!!

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