- Bettendorf, Iowa, United States
- Body type:
- 5' 4"
- A little gray
- Caucasian (White)
- Living situation:
- Home and family
- Marital status:
- Have kids:
- Yes - but not at home
- Want (more) kids:
- Not sure
- Professional life
- High school grad
- Employment status:
- Minimum Age:
- Maximum Age:
- Online social interaction (messaging, chat, etc.), Activity partner, I'll play it by ear, Long distance relationship, Sugar Daddy / Baby / Mommy, Anything
- Sense of humor:
- Friendly, Dry / Sarcastic, Campy / Cheesy, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
- Computers / Internet, Cooking, Dining, Family, Listening to music, Movies, Photography, Travel
- More about me
- In my own words:
A world without women would be a pain in the butt !!!
If you don't get it you're to young to be on this side. "BUT I CAN USE YOU TO GET TO YOUR MOM"
So you probably want to know more about me now. Well to be honest... I’m a little old-fashioned.
"Chivalry Isn't Dead"
"I won't open doors for you. In fact, be careful, as I will likely trip you as you walk through them."
"Oh and I expect you to cook for ME and clean my mess after I eat."
"By the way, I'm a really messy eater. Food everywhere. On the table, All over my face. But these are the least of our worries."
" I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they are dirty. I will not do laundry, and insist that YOU do it."
Not just insist, You must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. "I think you get the picture."
Also I don't romance, I expect action on the first date. Big time action"
"And I won't sleep over ( yes this will be at your place because I don't want you to know where I live)"
And where our first date be?
" Well, we can go anywhere except Lavo in Vegas, because I'm banned for life"
After firing a plastic arrow into the owner's eye on Halloween while dressed as Cupid."
In my defense, I was aiming for his girlfriend"