- Bettendorf, Iowa, United States
- Body type:
- 5' 4"
- A little gray
- Caucasian (White)
- Living situation:
- TV watching:
- Couch potato, Movies, News junkie
- Home and family
- Marital status:
- Have kids:
- Yes - but not at home
- Want (more) kids:
- Not sure
- Professional life
- High school grad
- Employment status:
- Minimum Age:
- Maximum Age:
- Activity partner, I'll play it by ear, Anything, Not sure, Other
- Sense of humor:
- Friendly, Dry / Sarcastic, Campy / Cheesy, Goofy, Slapstick, Raunchy
- Computers / Internet, Cooking, Dining, Family, Listening to music, Movies, Photography, Travel
- More about me
- In my own words:
" I’m Looking For A Baddest Girl On This Entire Site "
When I Was A Little Boy, I Thought The Definition Of Sex Was To Kiss Why You Were Naked "So One Night, I Got Out Of The Bath, And Kissed My Cat On His Nose. Then I Remembered I Was Naked," "And Ran Downstairs Crying 'I Had SEX WITH THE CAT!'" You Should Have Seen My Mom's Face"
So you probably want to know more about me now. Well to be honest...
Chivalry isn’t dead
"I won't open doors for you. In fact, be careful, as I will likely trip you as you walk through them."
"Oh and I expect you to cook for ME and clean my mess after I eat." "By the way, I'm a really messy eater. Food everywhere. On the table, All over my face. But these are the least of our worries."
" I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they are dirty. I will not do laundry, and insist that YOU do it." Not just insist, You must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it."
"I think you get the picture."
Also I don't romance, I expect action on the first date. Big time action"
"And I won't sleep over ( yes this will be at your place because I don't want you to know where I live)" And where our first date be?"
Well, we can go anywhere except Lavo in Vegas, because I'm banned for life" After firing a plastic arrow into the owner's eye on Halloween while dressed as Cupid." In my defense, I was aiming for his girlfriend" OK ladies, that's it for now.
In All Seriousness I’m looking for Super Sexy Cool Girl To Accompany Me In My Daily Life, A Partner In Crime, And If I find Someone Who Is Truly Amazing, Loyal, Loving, Beautiful, Fit body, Smart, Nurturing and Funny Close with family and friends Makes a decent living. Well Than Who Knows What The Future Holds